Scene: Famous Northern tea shoppe; me sitting at a table; The Captain ordering at the counter.
Waitress: All I need now, Sir, is your table number?
Cap’n: Ah. It’s one of those in the window.
Waitress: The long window? With several tables? Could you help me out at all?
Cap’n: My wife is sitting at it. She’s the one with the severe haircut.
He is very rude.