Scene: The bedroom. The Captain is getting dressed. He pulls his trousers up to beyond his waist, cocks his head and grins inanely.
Me: I wouldn’t do that.
Cap’n: No? Why not?
Me: It makes you look like your Dad. Not a good look.
The Captain rubs my head.
Cap’n: You are not in a position to talk. Have you forgotten your Dad was bald?
From somewhere a comedy drum snare booms out.