Walkies

beware the wife

Scene: Boat, late morning, still in bed.

Me: My legs are aching.

Cap’n: Oh?  Poor you.

Me: I need to stretch them, you know, do more exercise.

Cap’n: Really?  Sounds a bit drastic.

Me: I know.  Needs must.  Can you take me for a walk?

Cap’n: OK.  Do I get to put you on a lead and shout ‘Walkies!’?

Me: Let’s just say you’d only try that once …

 

 

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