Scene: Early morning, still in bed, drinking cups of tea.
Me: My nose keeps dripping.
Cap’n: Ew. But seeing as you mention it, I had noticed.
Me: I think my nose hairs have fallen out.
Cap’n: Let me see …
Some position shuffling. Some light shining.
Cap’n: Yep, you’re right. Your nose is bald.
Me: I told you.
Cap’n: It’s alright though, you’ve still got your moustache.
There are times, dear reader, there are times …