Nasal Deficiency

breakfast bed

Scene: Early morning, still in bed, drinking cups of tea.

Me: My nose keeps dripping.

Cap’n: Ew.  But seeing as you mention it, I had noticed.

Me: I think my nose hairs have fallen out.

Cap’n: Let me see …

Some position shuffling.  Some light shining.

Cap’n: Yep, you’re right.  Your nose is bald.

Me: I told you.

Cap’n: It’s alright though, you’ve still got your moustache.

 

There are times, dear reader, there are times …

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