Carrying on the superhero theme from the other day, a pretty spectacular friend is giving me these for my appointment tomorrow. Wonder Woman knickers. My life will be complete. In my excitement, I showed the photo to the Captain. ‘They’re a bit skanky,’ he said. Rude.
Perhaps he did not realise that wearing them will make me feel like a superhero. If I get bad news tomorrow, then these pants will make me feel invincible. If I get good news, then they will enable me to fly around the world in celebration. Obviously. Either way, they will provide the medical establishment with a good laugh.